Not Now Bernard
"There's a monster in the garden and it's going to eat me"
Bernard’s got a problem. There’s a monster in the garden… but his mum and dad are too busy to notice. So Bernard does what any sensible child would do — he tries to befriend it. That doesn’t quite go to plan.
A wildly funny, physical theatre adaptation of David McKee’s much-loved picture book, bursting with chaos, live music made from instruments and household objects, and an ENORMOUS purple monster.
This is a story about being heard, getting noticed, and what happens when grown-ups are just too busy — told with comedy, imagination, and plenty of mischief.
With integrated Makaton, this accessible production is suitable for everyone aged 3+.
Supported by Arts Council England, the egg, and Front Room Theatre.
Not Now Bernard © David McKee 1980, published by Andersen Press Ltd
Tour Dates
2026
26 September – 4 October – the egg/Bath Theatre Royal, Bath
10 October – Front Room Theatre, Weston-Super-Mare
17 October – Gateway Theatre, Seaton
18 October – St Andrew’s Church Hall, Chew Magna part of Valley Arts Festival
24 October – Gosforth Civic Theatre, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
25 October Waterside, Sale
27 October – The Nest, Chichester Festival Theatre
29 & 30 October The Hullaballoo, Darlington
1 November The Nutshell, Winchester
28 February – artsdepot, London
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